Showing posts with label Will Anyone Figure Out That This Is A Repackaged First Collection?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Will Anyone Figure Out That This Is A Repackaged First Collection?. Show all posts

Monday, 27 July 2015

Johnny Mains' collection to be reissued by Parallel Universe with cover created by the author

Johnny Mains has painted a new cover for his collection of short stories published by Parallel Universe Publications, Will Anyone Figure Out that this is a Repackaged First Collection?

The original cover merely had writing on a black background.  The new one, based on a painting by the author, will be revealed shortly.

 

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Contest re Johnny Mains' collection Will Anyone Figure Out that this is a Repackaged First Collection?

In a brilliant satire of some aspects of modern horror fiction, in The Duel Johnny Mains has created one of the strangest characters he has ever written about: The Duke.

Can anyone guess who the Duke is meant to be? 

A free copy of any book published by Parallel Universe Publications for the first correct answer.  

trade paperback:
Amazon.co.uk  (£6.72)
Amazon.com  ($9.99)
ebook:
Amazon.co.uk  (£2.05)
Amazon.com  ($3.00)

Monday, 11 May 2015

The Duel - Will Anyone Figure Out that this is a Repackaged First Collection? by Johnny Mains

In a brilliant satire of some aspects of modern horror fiction, in The Duel Johnny Mains has created one of the strangest characters he has ever written about: The Duke.

"The midnight people decided we were to duel to the death.
The fact that I and The Duke were thousands of miles apart,
both broke and apt to commit suicide before we met was
neither here nor there to them. They were the midnight
people. I use the term people loosely, of course.
I emailed The Duke several times to see if there was a way
we could get over it, talk out our problems, but rather than
take the solution, he let the sickness bloom, like ink dropped
in water.
Mr Arroyo,
I believe that you are only emailing me because you are afraid to
die. I myself am not. I’m sitting here in my logpile cabin, deep in the
wilderness of X, looking at the bottle of Jim Davidson and gun on
my table. I might take it out and squat a Hunter S. Thompson pose
and maybe shoot a rabbit if one happens to pass by. Or I might send
this email to you and then swallow this barrel and blow the roof of
my head off and dapple the ceiling with my brain. Why would I do
that? Because I’m not afraid to die. But I know that you’re talking to
all of your friends about me. And the midnight people don’t think
you should be doing that as you well know. They’ve been telling me
things. Secret things. Things about you and how you act, go about
your business, try to bring everyone down with your insidious
slurs. I’m going to shut you down. I bet you’re reading this email in
awe. I know I’m the better writer. You do too. You won’t be able to
answer this with poise, elegance, mother-fudging pizzazz. You got
nothing. You got no box to pull from. You are a hack writer, full of
self-importance, sitting there in your little bookbarn, your crusty
seed-hardened pants the only thing you can call comforting.
Yours in hell, you sack of British brown stuff,
The Duke Gerent"

Will Anyone Figure Out that this is a Repackaged First Collection? by Johnny Mains

trade paperback:

Amazon.co.uk  (£6.72)
Amazon.com  ($9.99)

ebook:

Amazon.co.uk  (£2.05)
Amazon.com  ($3.00)

Can anyone guess who the Duke is meant to be? A free copy of any book published by Parallel Universe Publications for the first correct answer. 


Saturday, 11 April 2015

Three New Books from Parallel Universe Publications

Three new books have been published in the last week by Parallel Universe Publications:

Will Anyone Figure Out that this is a Repackaged First Collection? by Johnny Mains

Amazon.co.uk  Amazon.com

Their Cramped Dark World and Other Tales by David A. Riley

Amazon.co.uk  Amazon.com

His Own Mad Demons: Dark Tales from David A. Riley

Amazon.co.uk  Amazon.com